L. A. Story (1991) · 22 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in L. A. Story (1991): in 6 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Harris K. Telemacher (5)
Sara just got off a plane from London.
Oh, you must be exhausted.
Sara Yes, I'm shattered, but it's nothing that some sleep and a good **** wouldn't cure, as my sister used to say. Ha ha ha.
You'll have to forgive Sara.
Sara Oh, it was just... it was just a figure of speech. I've been on a plane for twelve hours next to a crying baby.
Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
Sara Hello?
Hello.
Sara Hello?
Hello.
Sara Is this a person?
Yes, it is a person.
Ordinarily, I don't like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too.
Sara Are you saying I'm interesting?
All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.
Sara Why didn't you tell me you had just broke up with someone?
How do you know I just broke up with someone?
Sara Because when men just break up with someone, they always run around with someone much too young for them.
She's not so young. She'll be 27 in four years.
Sara What did you have in mind?
Well, I was thinking of taking you on a cultural tour of L.A.
Sara That's the first fifteen minutes, then what?
All right, a cynic. First stop is six blocks from here.
Sara Why don't we walk?
Walk? A walk in L.A.?
Sara And if I were to go?
All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.
