Johnny
You want an autograph? Write to MGM.
Ed
Since when do two-bit hoods and hookers give out autographs?
Johnny
What'd you say to me?
Ed
LAPD. Sit down.
Woman
Who in the hell do you think you are?
Jack
Ed...
Ed
Take a walk, honey, before I haul your ass downtown.
Johnny
You are making a large mistake.
Woman
Get away from our table.
Ed
Shut up! [leans in] A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.
Johnny
Hey!
Ed
She just looks like Lana Turner.
Ed
What?
Jack
She is Lana Turner.
[Lana throws a drink in Ed's face]
