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Johnny: You want an autograph? Write to MGM.
Ed: Since when do two-bit hoods and hookers give out autographs?
Johnny: What'd you say to me?
Ed: LAPD. Sit down.
Woman: Who in the hell do you think you are?
Jack: Ed...
Ed: Take a walk, honey, before I haul your ass downtown.
Johnny: You are making a large mistake.
Woman: Get away from our table.
Ed: Shut up! [leans in] A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.
Johnny: Hey!
Ed: She just looks like Lana Turner.
Jack: [grinning] She is Lana Turner.
Ed: What?
Jack: She is Lana Turner.
[Lana throws a drink in Ed's face]


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