All that work down the drain. My own brother, I couldn't say a single word to him in reply.
Why do you stammer so much more with David than you ever do with me?
'Cos you're b... bloody well paid to listen.
Bertie, I'm not a geisha girl.
St... stop trying to be so bloody clever.
What is it about David that stops you speaking?
What is it about you that bloody well makes you want to go on about it the whole bloody time?
Vulgar, but fluent; you don't stammer when you swear.
Oh, bugger off!
Is that the best you can do?
Well... bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard.
Oh, a public school prig could do better than that.
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Yes!
Shit!
Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!
Because I'm angry!
Do you know the f-word?
F... f... fornication?
****. ****! ****, ****, **** and ****! ****, **** and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, ****, ****, arse!
Yes...
Balls, balls...
You see, not a hesitation!
...****ity, shit, shit, **** and willy. Willy, shit and **** and... tits.
Dad, what's going on?
