Mike Tobacco [Watching the stars, suddenly a bright light appears and disappears]
Did you see that?
Yeah I saw that! That was incredible!
Played by Grant Cramer 
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · 22 quotes
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · 22 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988): in 5 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Debbie Stone (4)
Scenes with Mike Tobacco
5 scenes Mike Tobacco We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
Dave Hanson
What? What?
Mike Tobacco It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!
Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!
Mike Tobacco [Mike and Debbie are inside the alien's "circus tent"]
God, is this place great, or what? I mean, it looks like it was decorated by "Clowns R Us"!
Mike Tobacco Hey, didn't you ever want to run away and join the circus?
I wanted to run away from the circus.
Mike Tobacco How come?
When I was five years old, my mom and my dad took me to the circus for the first time. Lion tamers, acrobats, tightrope walkers... I guess they were okay. But then, this little car drove up... and stopped right in front of me. Out jumped this huge clown. He jumped over to me... he lifted me right up out of my seat. Everybody was laughing, even my parents. Then he threw me up on his shoulders and he... he ran me out in the center ring. And all the other clowns started dancing around me... honking their horns and squeaking their noses. Their cakey white faces, and yellow eyes and dingy teeth, were tormenting me. I was terrified. I will never forget those horrible smiling faces as long as I live. Ugh!
Mike Tobacco Hey, don't worry. Nothing in here is going to hurt you.
Paul Terenzi
Mike, what do you want us to do? We've got ice cream to sell tonight.
Mike Tobacco Paul, this is more serious than selling ice cream. There's clowns going around killing people. We're all in danger.
Do you think it's over?
Mike Tobacco Yeah, sure.
