Telly quotes from Kids (1995)

Telly

Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once.

Telly

When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - **** is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing.

Telly

Know what I want to do?

You want to **** me. But you can't **** me...You know why? 'Cause I don't want no baby.

So this is your new girl, huh?

Telly

I hope so. For now.

You like 'em kinda young, right? Babies?

Telly

I like 'em new. Not like you.

Casper

That girl was 12, you hit that shit up?

Telly

Who am I? I'm the mother****in' virgin surgeon....Once it was on, we **** for like a good half an hour. I had to keep taking it out and putting it back in. It hurt the first time. Didn't want to come too quick either...That bitch was so clean, dude...I think I'm getting addicted to this shit...It's all I think about now.

Casper

Hey Telly, she suck your dick, man?

Telly

A little bit, but I really didn't want her to...Having a virgin suck your dick, that's so basic, man. It's simple, it's easy. But like, if you deflower a girl, man, ah, man, you're the man! No one can ever do that again. You're the only one. No one has the power to do that again.

Casper

Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever **** are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.

Casper

How did she smell? Did her puss stink?

Telly

Take a whiff.

Casper

Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.