Kate & Leopold 2001 quotes

10 quotes · 4 characters
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Characters
Leopold Hugh Jackman · 5 quotes
Kate Meg Ryan · 2 quotes
Stuart Liev Schreiber · 2 quotes
Millard Paxton Whitehead · 1 quote

Kate & Leopold quotes

As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.

Charlie

A what?

Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon.

[to JJ]

By the way, there is no "Andre" in Boheme; it's Rodolfo. And though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French as it is written in Italian. Goodnight, Kate.

All this time I thought that I had "pretzeled" fate, and it had to be untwisted, but what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel. A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability.

Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?

I haven't been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth.

I warn you, scoundrel, I was trained to ride at the King's Academy, and schooled in weaponry by the Palace Guard; you stand no chance. When you run, I shall ride, and when you stop, the steel of this strap shall be lodged in your brain!

Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in the future - in the past.

You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice! You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice!