Looking for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?
I think he wants to learn karate! Right?
Yeah! Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a fall!
Don't think about the pain.
The Karate Kid (1984) · 35 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Karate Kid (1984): in 3 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny Lawrence (2), Tommy (2)
Looking for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?
I think he wants to learn karate! Right?
Yeah! Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a fall!
Don't think about the pain.
Leave him (Daniel) alone man, he's had enough!
Shut up, Bobby!
Look at him, Dutch. He can't even stand up!
So what?! THAT DON'T MEAN SQUAT!
Johnny! (still to Johnny and pointing at Johnny) Leave him (Daniel) alone, man, he's had enough!
I'll decide when he's had enough, man!
What is wrong with you, Johnny!
AN ENEMY DESERVES NO MERCY!
RIGHT!
RIGHT!
RIGHT!
You're crazy, man!
Tommy! [slaps him with his hand]
Bobby! [also slaps him with his hand] Get him!
[Tommy and Bobby grab Mr. Miyagi by his shoulders, but he frees himself and knocks them both down, before making short work of all the Cobra Kai gang by kicking Jimmy down, kicking Dutch in the crotch, and finishes off Johnny by flipping him over and karate chopping him]
Looking for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?
No, he wants to learn karate! Well, here's your first lesson: how to take a fall!
Don't think about the pain.
This damn bike. I hate this bike. I hate this frigging bike. This stupid bike! I hate it! Stupid bike.
Daniel! What's the matter?
NOTHING!
Why did you throw your bike away?
Because I felt like it, Mum.
Please look at me when I'm talking to you (sees Daniel's bruises) Oh my god! Can you tell me what's going on? And don't tell me about another bike accident!
What do you want to hear, ma?
The truth is-
No you don't want to hear the truth. All you want to hear is how great it is. Well, it may be great to you but it SUCKS for me! I hate this place! I HATE IT!! I just want to go home! Why can't we just go back home?
Listen to me, I cannot help you unless you tell me what's wrong!
I gotta take karate lessons.
You took karate!
No, not at the Y at a good school.
But, fighting doesn't solve anything Daniel.
Well, neither does palm trees, ma.
That's not fair!
Like it was fair coming over here without asking me how I felt about it. Right, that was really fair.
You're right. I should've asked.
Yeah, well, I just wanna go home. That's it. I don't understand the rules here and I want to go home.
Let's clean you up and maybe we can figure out the rules here together. What about your bike?
It's safer taking a bus. Why can't we just go home? Why can't we just go home and forget this place?
[He and his mother go upstairs. Their argument was overheard by Mr. Miyagi, who emerges from his office, troubled over Daniel's problem]