[in Semi-Final fight, winning 2-0]
Played by Sean Kanan 
The Karate Kid, Part III (1989) · 34 quotes
The Karate Kid, Part III (1989) · 34 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The Karate Kid, Part III (1989): in 8 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Mr. Kesuke Miyagi (6), Daniel Larusso (5), Terry Silver (3)
"You're next LaRusso! I own your ass." [with that he finishes his opponent off]
"Remember on the phone, when you said if I come down here and beat this LaRusso kid in the All-Valley Tournament, that you'd give me 25 percent ownership of your new dojos? Well, I've been giving it some thought. To perform my best, which is what I want to do, I'm afraid I'm gonna need 50 percent."
More lines from Mike Barnes
1 quoteScenes with Mike Barnes
6 scenes
Mike Barnes I don't know.
Mike Barnes [sniffs air]
It smells like yellow streak.
Hey! Okay! This isn't funny anymore.
Mike Barnes Sign the application yet?
No.
Dennis [puts something down he was looking at and shakes his head back and forth making tsking sounds. Then he karate chops some shoji windows]
Why don't you just take off.
Dennis [shoves Daniel hard]
You take off!
Yes, sweetheart?
Pull us up, man!
Mike Barnes The stakes just went up. Give us the tree.
Jessica Andrews No, Daniel, don't!
Dennis [laughing evilly]
What are you going to do with it?
Replant it.
NO!
Jessica Andrews NO!
Mike Barnes [disgusted]
Enough talk. Give me the tree!
Mike Barnes [takes it]
Okay. Now you want it, right?
Yes!
Jessica Andrews Yes!
Mike Barnes And you don't want me to replant down there?
Yes.
Jessica Andrews Yes.
Mike Barnes Hey, Daniel.
Mike Barnes [breaks the trunk of the tree]
Make a wish.
[goes off laughing very hard with Dennis and Snake] [looks at the injured tree very heart broken]
[practicing karate in garden when suddenly the gate busts open]
Hey get out of here man, I signed it okay!
Mike Barnes What'd you call the cops for?
Why'd you steal the trees?
Mike Barnes No proof.
Oh who left the application, the tooth fairy?
Mike Barnes [the two fight until Barnes has Daniel on the ground] [steps on Daniel's throat]
There's nothing you've got that I can't counter! Your karate's a joke!
Let him up punk!
Mike Barnes Who are you? His mother?
Maybe.
Mike Barnes [They fight until, Terry Silver has Mike by the hair] [afraid he's going to fall, he leans a hand on Silver for balance]
Get your hand off me. Get your hand off me!
Mike Barnes [shaking lets go]
I ever even see you on the same street as this kid I will seriously mess you up. You understand?
Mike Barnes Ok...
YOU UNDERSTAND?
Mike Barnes YES!
Mike Barnes [zooms out of garden]
The guy I'm going to be fighting.
Oh. Well, here I brought your book.
Thanks.
Now let me give you a little lesson on how to deal with punks like that.
There you are.
Yeah. I had to do some thinking.
And?
I decided not to fight in the tournament this year. I figured that's the least of respect I owe you. Just to let you know.
You owe me alot more than that, Danny-boy.
Oh, I can have the payment for the lessons in a couple of weeks. I just need to get the money.
No money. You're getting in that ring and fighting the tournament. That will be how you pay for the lessons.
Wait. Mr. Silver, you can't make me do anything I don't want to do.
[laughs]
Danny, Danny. Since the moment I met you, I've been making you do things you don't want to do.
What do I mean?
Mike Barnes [steps out]
I'm what he's talking about shit head.
We have a little agenda here, Daniel. It's really very simple. [so excited spits out]
You guys are crazy!
Either you fight one fight on one day, or you fight everyday for the rest of your life. [even more hyped up] So what's it going to be Danny boy?
It's going to be that I'm not going to be there.
You don't have to. You can just stand there and let him kick your ass.
Mike Barnes [attacks Daniel]
You're doing this to yourself.
I wanna see a lot more.
[the Cobras are pulling Daniel/Jessica but stop about 95% of the way up so they can get the application]
Hey! Pull us up!
First give us the application.
No! I'll give it to you when we get up there.
Mike Barnes [lets Jessica fall for 1/2 second. She's fallen 5 feet]
All right! All right!
Mike Barnes Check it out.
Mike Barnes [points at Daniel lecturing]
You back out of this and this will seem like a pretty nice dream compared to what we all will do to you... and her.
Whoa... 50 percent. Well, I don't think I can afford more than 35.
Mike Barnes I understand. I guess I'd better get going, then... nice meeting everybody.
Mike Barnes Harder.
You got your 50 percent.
Mike Barnes And I can get that in writing?
By noon today.
Mike Barnes Mr. Silver, you just bought yourself a champion.
