A scene from Kangaroo Jack 2003
Kangaroo Jack

Wait a minute! The movie is called Kangaroo Jack! It should end with me! I'm a serious, classically trained actor. I can sing, I can dance, and I can jump out of the way of explosions-- [slaps himself in the face] Ow! Oh, yeah, no, that's gonna leave a mark. And I can do impersonations. [impersonates Dr. Evil] Come on, people. Throw me a freaking bone. I have a son. I shall call him Mini-Roo. Now, that should be the way you end a film. With the star. [puts his sunglasses on] Someone call my agent! [imitates Porky Pig stammering] That's all, blokes!

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