Jurassic Park quotes

110 total quotes

Dennis Nedry
Donald Gennaro
Dr. Alan Grant
Dr. Ellie Sattler
Dr. Ian Malcolm

John Hammond
Lex Murphy
Ray Arnold
Robert Muldoon
Tim Murphy

View Quote God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

View Quote [Repeated line] Hold on to your butts.

View Quote So you two dig up... dig up dinosaurs?

View Quote [During the introductory ride/tour past the labs, and referring to the scientists] This is overwhelming John. Are, are these characters auto.....erotica?

View Quote [After seeing a massive pile of dinosaur dung] That is one big pile of shit.

View Quote [Muldoon and Ellie find an injured Malcolm lying under the remains of the restroom]
Ellie Sattler: He put a tourniquet on. Ian? Ian?!
Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
[The T. rex roars in the distance]
Ellie Sattler: Can we chance moving him?
[Another roar is heard as Malcolm sits up]
Ian Malcolm: Please, chance it.

View Quote DAMN!

View Quote [As an escaped Tyrannosaurus Rex crosses the road in front of his car] Boy, do I hate being right all the time.

View Quote [last lines] Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord be with me. [T-Rex approaches] AAAAHHH!!!!!

View Quote PLEASE! GODDAMMIT! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

View Quote [After seeing Ellie dig through the mound of dino dung with her (albeit gloved) hands] You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?

View Quote [About Malcom, while Malcom is toying with the vehicle's surveillance camera] I really hate that man...

View Quote Anybody hear that? It's a, uh... it's an impact tremor is what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here.

View Quote I bring the scientists, you bring the rock star.

View Quote John doesn't subscribe to chaos, particularly to what it has to say about his little science project.