Jurassic Park quotes

110 total quotes

Dennis Nedry
Donald Gennaro
Dr. Alan Grant
Dr. Ellie Sattler
Dr. Ian Malcolm

John Hammond
Lex Murphy
Ray Arnold
Robert Muldoon
Tim Murphy

View Quote [As a klaxon sounds the imminent return of power, Tim tries to jump off the 10,000 volt fence]
Tim Murphy: I'm gonna count to 3. 1... 2...
[The power comes on, blowing Tim into Alan's arms, no longer breathing]
[About 10 minutes later, Tim has been revived by Alan]
Tim Murphy: 3.

View Quote [Fleeing the climactic dinosaur battle, Alan, Ellie and the kids jump into Hammond's waiting Jeep]
Alan Grant: Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park.
John Hammond: So have I.

View Quote [Hammond drops hints about his new island theme park to Ellie and child-wary Alan]
John Hammond: And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
Alan Grant: What are those?
Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey.

View Quote [Hammond observes Malcolm talking into an Explorer camera during an initially uneventful tour of the park]
Ian Malcolm: Now, eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? [Raps lens] Hello, hello... [Breathes on lens] Yes?
John Hammond: I really hate that man.

View Quote [Muldoon and Ellie equip themselves for a run to the maintenance shed]
John Hammond: But, it ought to be me, really, going.
Ellie Sattler: Why?
John Hammond: Well, I'm a... and you're, uh...
Ellie Sattler: Look...
Robert Muldoon: Come on, let's go.
Ellie Sattler: We can discuss 'sexism in survival situations' when I get back.

View Quote [Muldoon and Ellie examine debris in two spots about 20 feet apart]
Robert Muldoon: I think this was Gennaro.
Ellie Sattler: [Looking in a different direction] I think this was, too.

View Quote [Muldoon and Ellie find an injured Malcolm lying under the remains of the restroom]
Ellie Sattler: He put a tourniquet on. Ian? Ian?!
Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
[The T. rex roars in the distance]
Ellie Sattler: Can we chance moving him?
[Another roar is heard as Malcolm sits up]
Ian Malcolm: Please, chance it.

View Quote [Thunderous approaching footsteps send Donald Gennaro fleeing into a restroom]
Alan Grant: Now where does he think he's going?
Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

View Quote [Tim and Alan escape the tree-bound Explorer, which then falls to the ground, covering them]
Tim Murphy: Well... we're back... in the car again.
Alan Grant: Well, at least you're out of the tree.

View Quote [Abandons electric-powered car, fleeing to an outdoor restroom] Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus!

View Quote [About Malcom, while Malcom is toying with the vehicle's surveillance camera] I really hate that man...

View Quote [About the park's success being shared by the financially challenged] We'll have a coupon day, or something.

View Quote [About the park's three Velociraptors] That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weeknesses, scientifically. They remember.

View Quote [About the park's three Velociraptors] They should all be destroyed.

View Quote [About the park's three Velociraptors] They're extremely intelligent, even problem-solving intelligent, especially the big one.