Joker 2019 quotes

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Come on, Mur-ray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.
The film provides not only the socio-psychological genesis of Joker, it also implies a condemnation of the society in which a protest can only assume the form of a new tribe led by Joker. ~ Slavoj Zizek[1]

Knock knock.

Murray Franklin

Who's there? [audience laughs]

It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead! [laughs; audience gasps; musician in band goes "wah-wah" on trombone]

Dr. Sally
[unsettled]

Oh no, no, no! No, you cannot joke about that!

Murray Franklin
[tense and somewhat spooked]

Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. That's not the kind of humor we do on this show.

Okay... Yeah, you know what? I-I’m sor-I'm sorry. I know. It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I...killed those three Wall Street guys.

Murray Franklin
[the crowd murmurs nervously and some of them even gasp] [confused, but trying to stay in character]

Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline.

There is no punchline. It's not a joke.

Murray Franklin
[the crowd gasps] [a bit concerned and edgy]

You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?

Mm-hmm.

Murray Franklin

And...why should we believe you?

I’ve got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.

Murray Franklin

So let me get this straight. You think that killing those guys is funny?

I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's [gestures to himself] funny or [points over to Murray] not!

Audience Member

Get him off!

Murray Franklin
[now genuinely disturbed]

O-Okay, I-I think...I-I might understand it. You...did this to start a movement? To become a-a symbol?

C'mon, Mur-ray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.

Murray Franklin

Alright. So that's it then, you're crazy. That's your defense for killing three young men?

[smugly]

No. They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. [the crowd boos and jeers; Joker/Arthur grows frustrated] Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys?! If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don't notice me! But these guys... What, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?!

Murray Franklin

You have a problem with Thomas Wayne?

Yes, I do! Have you seen what it's like out there, Mur-ray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells, shouts, and screams at each other. Nobody’s civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me?! To be somebody but themselves?! They don't. They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!!

Murray Franklin
[trying to stay composed]

You finished? I mean, there’s so much self-pity, Arthur. You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.

[coldly and quietly]

You're awful, Murray.

Murray Franklin

Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah, how am I awful?

Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of 'em.

Murray Franklin
[offended]

You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did. What it led to. There are riots out there. Two policemen are in critical condition...[Joker laughs]...and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.

[giggling]

I know. How about another joke, Mur-ray?

Murray Franklin

No, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.

What do you get...

Murray Franklin

I don't think so.

...When you cross...

Murray Franklin

I think we're done with your jokes, that's it.

...A mentally-ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!

Murray Franklin

Call the police, Gene!

I'll tell you what you get!

Murray Franklin

Call the police!

YOU GET WHAT YOU **** DESERVE!!! [pulls out his gun and shoots Murray in the head, instantly killing him]

I heard this song on the radio the other day, and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival.

Social Worker

Arthur...

Which is crazy, because that’s my clown name at work. And until a little while ago, it was like nobody ever saw me. Even I didn’t know if I really existed.

Social Worker

Arthur, I have some bad news for you.

You don’t listen, do you? I don’t think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. “How’s your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?” All I have are negative thoughts, but you don’t listen anyway. I said, for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do. And people are starting to notice.

Social Worker

They’ve cut our funding. We’re closing down our offices next week. The city has cut funding across the board. Social Services is part of that. This is the last time we’ll be meeting.

Okay.

Social Worker

They don’t give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don’t give a shit about people like me either.

How am I supposed to get my medication now? Who do I talk to?

Social Worker

I’m sorry, Arthur.

Gary

Did you, er, get a new gig?

Nah.

Randall

Oh, you must be going down to that rally in City Hall. I hear it's gonna be nuts

Oh, is that today?

Randall

Yeah... Well, what's with the make-up, then?

My Mom died. I'm celebrating.

Psychiatrist
[Arthur is laughing loudly during a psychiatric examination at Arkham Asylum. He soon settles down, but still laughs]

What's so funny?

[laughing and chuckling some more]

I was just thinking...just thinking of a joke.

Psychiatrist
[shot of a young Bruce Wayne standing over the bodies of his dead parents as the camera pulls back and Arthur's laughter is heard]

Do you wanna tell it to me?

[softly whispers]

You wouldn't get it.
About Joker (2019 film)[edit]

Cop 1
[Joker, in a police car, is laughing and chuckling at the chaos being spread to Gotham City]

Stop laughing, you freak. This isn't funny.

Cop 2

Yeah, the whole **** city's on fire because of you.

I know... Isn’t it beautiful?

[to Penny Fleck]

You know, you used to tell me...that my laugh was a condition. That there was something wrong with me. There isn’t. That’s the real me.

[to Thomas Wayne]

I know it seems strange, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, I don't know why everyone is so rude, I don't know why you are; I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little warmth, maybe a hug, “Dad“, maybe just a bit of common **** decency!