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Inmate: [In hallway] Hey. Arthur. Hold up. [Walks up to Arthur] Can I tell you a joke I came up with?
Arthur Fleck: [Looks behind back then at inmate] Is it quick?
Inmate: Yeah, I can make it quick.
Arthur: Okay.
Inmate: So, an psychopath walks into a bar, and sees this famous clown sitting there all alone. Totally drunk, it's pathetic. "I can't believe you're here", he says. "What a disappointment, I used to watch you on TV. What can I get you?" And this clown turns and says; "Well, if you're buying, you can get me anything."
[Arthur smirks.]
Inmate: "Perfect", the psychopath says. "How about I get you what you **** deserve?"
[Proceeds to repeatedly stab Arthur in the abdomen against a wall, then walks aside to watch Arthur die.]
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