Jetsons: The Movie 1990 quotes

Jetsons? Jetson!

Rudy 2

Mr. Spaceley.

Where's Jetson, and why is the plant shut down?

Rudy 2

It's the middle of the night.

Machines don't sleep. Start it up! Every second lost means money lost. And money lost means I scream *a lot!*

Rudy 2

But what about the Jetsons? And all--

Forget that idiot Jetson. I'm gonna get my millionth sprocket if I have to do it myself.

How dare you, you violet bolts!

You don’t understand! There’s…

There. That’s better, nobody pushes Mr. Spacely.

George

Hey, you've done everything.

Rudy 2

Everything but press the button that gets it all going. That's your job, George, and Mr. Spaceley says you're the best.

George

Well I wouldn't say that... but - well yes, maybe I would.

Where's Jetson, and why is the plant shut down?

Rudy 2

It's the middle of the night, sir.

Machines don't sleep. Start it up! Every second lost means money lost. And money lost means I scream *a lot*!

I never should've put that dummy Jetson in charge of an operation this important. When I get home, I'll get a new vice president.

George

You've already got a vice president.

Jetson?

George

That's right, Mr. Spacely, that "dummy" George Jetson.

What do you think you're doing?

George

Turning off the plant before you do any more damage!

Stay away from this button! That's an order!

George

No, sir, Mister Spacely!

What?

George

I said, "No, sir, Mister Spacely!" [everyone cheers] By gosh, that felt good.

Now what, Jetson? What is this time?

George

Just another little glitch, Mr. Spaceley!

Another little glitch, huh?

George

Yes, sir.

I think I know what that glitch is, Jetson, and I'm looking at him!

What'll I do? What'll I do? I can lick this problem, but how? Think, Spacely, think. First I need someone to replace that Throttlebottom. But who? [yells into the intercom] Gertrude!

Yes, Mr. Spacely?

Take a problem. [Gertrude begins typing] We need one: A worker who's total loyalt is to Spacely Sprockets. And, of course, to me: President, CEO, and all-around sweetiepie. Two: someone expendable. [his image comes up on Gertrude's computer screen] Very funny. Three: Smoeone who will work for peanuts. Four: Not too bright. And Five: Someone who can push a button. That's it! Ok, what have you got?

It's thinking, Mr. Spacely. It's thinking. [the screen flashes a lot of images until it comes to George's picture]

Jetson? I wouldn't choose Jetson even if Spacely Sprockets was going bankrupt! If I needed a transfusion! If I lost my stockholders! My home! If I were penniless! [calms down] Penniless?

He is expendable.

Perfect!

Rudy 2

There's something going on here, George, the two sprockett lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprockett sockets.

George

Say that again.

Rudy 2

I can't.

Rudy 2

There's the drilling bore. It brings up the ore.

George

The bore brings up the ore, got it! [hits the start-up button]

Rudy 2

The ore makes the sprockets.

George

The ore makes the sprockets?

Rudy 2

Uh-huh.

George

Uh-huh.

Rudy 2

Pack the sprockets into packets.

George

Sack the packets into brackets?

Rudy 2

For the lockers.

George

For the lockers!

Rudy 2

Lock the sprocket locker key in the pocket of your jacket.

George

Got the sprocket locker key in my outer jacket pocket.

Rudy 2

Are you ready?

George

I'm ready.

Rudy 2

Take the bore ore sprocket packets from the packet brackets.

George

And we rocket...

Rudy 2

While we're rappin'.

Yes we rocket while we're rappin' and we're rockin' and a rollin' and we rocket the sprockets to Spacely. Yeah!

Come on, come on, come on!

Oh no! Squet! [grabs Squet's hand] Hang on!

ELROY!

He's got Squet!

George

Elroy! [picks up Elroy and Squet] Oh thank God you're safe son.

Oh Elroy, darling. I was afraid. [crying with relief over Elroy's safety] I was so afraid.

I'm OK, mom, I'm OK. Squet's OK, too. [he slaps hands with Squet and the Grungies chant Squets name]

George

Thanks to all of you. [the Grungies cheer] C'mon everybody. We've got to stop the drilling! C'mon! [Everyone runs off]