“First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You...” – Navin R. Johnson, The Jerk ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Jerk 1979

Navin R. Johnson Steve Martin

First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

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