Jeepers Creepers quotes

40 total quotes

Darry Jenner
Jezelle Hartman
Other
The Cat Lady
Trish Jenner

View Quote Officer: We have a blackout. That means emergency head count. Hey, lower bunk, let me see some skin. [inmate gives him the middle finger] That is special, I love you too.

View Quote She did lose her head, Darla lost her head, just like they said. And you know what he did, Trish? You know what he did for her? H-He sewed it back on. He sewed it right back on...!

View Quote That's not my scarecrow.

View Quote The Creeper: [in a deleted scene, referring to The Cat Lady] She don't smell too good...Darius!

View Quote The point of having a portable phone you idiot, is that it works when you need it!

View Quote This guy must have 500, maybe 600 bodies down there, and I've seen 'um! Stuck up on the walls like some psycho version of the Sistine Chapel!

View Quote What the hell did you bring into my house?

View Quote When you hear that song you run, and I mean run! 'Cause that song means something terrible for you, something so terrible you couldn't dream of it...not in your worst most terrible nightmare!

View Quote You don't understand...

View Quote You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates him for it? This is it.