A scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001
Jay Jason Mewes

[singing]

I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey.

[laughs]

I'd known that shit earlier, man, I've been stealing monkeys since I was like seven and shit. Don't, mother****er. Don't you ruin this for me. Me and Justice are getting married one day, so don't be giving me no look like, "Oh, we ain't gonna steal the monkey, shit." I'm Morris Day, you're Jerome, bitch. Don't forget that. That girl, that girl's in love with me.

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