Jaws quotes

65 total quotes

Chief Martin Brody
Matt Hooper
Mayor Larry Vaughn
Multiple Characters
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View Quote I can do anything, I'm the chief of police.

View Quote [to his son] Come here. Give us a kiss...'Cause I need it.

View Quote I'm tellin' ya, the crime rate in New York will kill ya. There's so many problems, you never feel like you're accomplishing anything. Violence, rip-offs, muggings. The kids can't leave the house. You gotta walk 'em to school. But in Amity, one man can make a difference. In twenty-five years, there's never been a shooting or a murder in this town.

View Quote Here's to swimming with bow-legged women.

View Quote You got city hands, Hooper... 'been countin' money all your life.

View Quote Front - bow, back - stern. Don`t get it get it right squirt 'n' I'll throw your ass out the little round window on the side. Come on Chief, this ain't no Boy Scout picnic... I see you got your rubbers !

View Quote Break it up, will ya, Chief. Daylight's wasting...Come on, Chief. This isn't no Boy Scout picnic. See you got your rubbers! Ha, ha, ha.

View Quote What are you, some kind of half-assed astronaut?

View Quote Don't you tell me my business again.

View Quote I was in Boston... St. Patty's Day, celebratin' me third wife's demeese...

View Quote I entered an arm wrestling tournament.... now, you see this arm, Mr. Hooper? I can't extend it anymore, because I made it to the semifinals and this big C******n took me riiiiiiiiiiight over....."

View Quote [Poking fun at Brody] Ah, the missus, Chief. If they don't like you going out, they'll love you comin' in.

View Quote Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years, she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.

View Quote [as he spots Hooper sitting on the deck playing solitaire] Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.

View Quote [On radio during an attack by the shark] Your husband's fine, Mrs. Brody. He's fishing. He's just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring 'em in for dinner. We won't be long, we haven't seen anything yet. Over and out.