I didn't have time to get some stylish underwear. My wife gave me this on my last birthday. I passed away in it. Oh, Tom Sawyer's drying out, too. You should read the new book Mark Twain's writing now.

How'd you happen to fall in?

I didn't fall in. I jumped in to save George.

You what? To save me?

Well, I did, didn't I? You didn't go through with it, did you?

Go through with what?

Suicide.

It's against the law to commit suicide around here.

Yeah, it's against the law where I come from, too.

Where do you come from?

Heaven. '[to George] I had to act quickly; that's why I jumped in. I knew if I were drowning you'd try to save me. And you see, you did, and that's how I saved you.