Eddie Kaspbrak quotes from It Chapter Two (2019)
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[while arm wrestling Richie] Let's take our shirts off and kiss!
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You should cut that **** mullet! It’s been like thirty years, man!
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[when about to throw a spear at IT/Pennywise] This kills monsters if you believe it does. If you believe it does. If you believe it does! [throws spear at IT/Pennywise] BEEP BEEP, MOTHER****ER!
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[before his death] I **** your mom!
Scenes with Eddie Kaspbrak
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[The Losers arrive at Neibolt to accompany Bill into the house]
Eddie: So, does somebody want to say something?
Bill: Richie said it b-b-b-best when we were here last.
Richie: I did? I don't wanna die?
Bill: Not that.
Richie: You're lucky we're not measuring dicks?
[silence]
Richie: Let's kill this **** clown? [Bill nods] Let's kill this **** clown.
Eddie: So, does somebody want to say something?
Bill: Richie said it b-b-b-best when we were here last.
Richie: I did? I don't wanna die?
Bill: Not that.
Richie: You're lucky we're not measuring dicks?
[silence]
Richie: Let's kill this **** clown? [Bill nods] Let's kill this **** clown.
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Richie: Listen to me. You had a moment? Fine. But who killed a psychotic clown before he was fourteen?
Eddie: Me.
Richie: Who stabbed Bowers with a knife he pulled out of his own face?
Eddie: Also me.
Richie: Who married a woman ten times his own body mass?
Eddie: Me.
Richie: Yeah. You're braver than you think.
Eddie: Thanks, Richie.
Eddie: Me.
Richie: Who stabbed Bowers with a knife he pulled out of his own face?
Eddie: Also me.
Richie: Who married a woman ten times his own body mass?
Eddie: Me.
Richie: Yeah. You're braver than you think.
Eddie: Thanks, Richie.
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[after the Ritual of Chüd]
Pennywise: Boo! [chuckles] Oh, did it work, Mikey? Did it work? [laughs] Tell them why your silly little ritual didn't work! Tell them it's all just a... What's the word, Eds? Gazebo?
Eddie: Mike, what's he talking about?
Bill: M-M-Mikey?
Pennywise: Oh, Mikey, you never showed them the fourth side, did you? [chuckles] Didn't want them to know what actually happened to the poor Shokopiwah? Yum, nyum, nyum, nyum!
[IT/Pennywise shows them the first Ritual of Chüd, but with IT/Pennywise killing the Shokopiwah]
Bill: ****, Mikey, you lied to us again?!
Mike: They... they didn't - they didn't believe they could kill him! That's why it didn't work back then!
Richie: ARE YOU **** KIDDING ME, MIKE?!
Mike: We hurt him!
Richie: ****!
Bill: **** you, Mikey!
Mike: I needed something! Anything for us to remember! Anything for us to believe!
Richie: ****!
Bill: Damn it!
Pennywise: Boo! [chuckles] Oh, did it work, Mikey? Did it work? [laughs] Tell them why your silly little ritual didn't work! Tell them it's all just a... What's the word, Eds? Gazebo?
Eddie: Mike, what's he talking about?
Bill: M-M-Mikey?
Pennywise: Oh, Mikey, you never showed them the fourth side, did you? [chuckles] Didn't want them to know what actually happened to the poor Shokopiwah? Yum, nyum, nyum, nyum!
[IT/Pennywise shows them the first Ritual of Chüd, but with IT/Pennywise killing the Shokopiwah]
Bill: ****, Mikey, you lied to us again?!
Mike: They... they didn't - they didn't believe they could kill him! That's why it didn't work back then!
Richie: ARE YOU **** KIDDING ME, MIKE?!
Mike: We hurt him!
Richie: ****!
Bill: **** you, Mikey!
Mike: I needed something! Anything for us to remember! Anything for us to believe!
Richie: ****!
Bill: Damn it!
Other characters in It Chapter Two (2019): It/Pennywise · Richie Tozier · Mike Hanlon · Ben · Beverly · Bill Denbrough · Stanley Uris