Invictus (2009) · 18 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Invictus (2009): in 3 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Etienne Feyder (2)
Well, you know what they say about soccer. It's a gentleman's game played by hooligans. On the other hand, rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen.
Linga Moonsamy Ja, ja, ja, heard that one before. And it wasn't funny the first time.
Jason Tshabalala Ah, that must be Jessie with the schedule. Come in, beautiful!
What's this?
Mr. Jason Tshabalala?
That's me. Am I under arrest?
Captain Feyder and team reporting for duty, sir.
What duty?
We're the presidential bodyguard. We've been assigned to this office. [reaches into his pocket and removes a booklet] Here are our orders.
Linga Moonsamy You're Special Branch, right? [One of the men nods]
You'll see that they've been signed.
Well, I don't care if they've been signed [notices that they've been signed by Mandela. He folds it] Just wait here. [storms off]
Hendrick Booyens Gee, It's cold, man.
Linga Moonsamy Morning, Madiba
How are you?
Linga Moonsamy Fine, thanks.
Hendrick Booyens Morning, sir.
How is your family, Hendrick?
Hendrick Booyens Top shape, sir. How about yours?
I have a very large family. 42 million. I don't think I'll walk today. [goes back inside]
Linga Moonsamy We never, never ask him about his family.
Hendrick Booyens But he asks us about ours all the time!
Linga Moonsamy Hey, think about it, man. He's separated from his wife, his children. How often do you see them here, huh? He's not a saint, okay? He's a man, with a man's problems. He doesn't need us reminding him about them.
