“The end of my innocence and childhood began in 1957. It is remarkable...” – Narrator/Older Doug, Inventing the Abbotts ... Movie Quotes Database

Narrator/Older Doug

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The end of my innocence and childhood began in 1957. It is remarkable to me now just how little I knew then about the people around me. It took me years to figure out exactly what the truth was, especially given my brother's knack at inventing himself. My mother once told me that if the Abbotts didn't exist, my brother wouldn't have to invent them.

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