On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this day an "F".
[throws down a copy of "The Mind Reader" with the headline, "Riley Quits Hockey!"]
Well, why don't we quit standing around and do something? [kicks a chair]
Like what, genius?
[walking towards the recall tube with a suitcase]
Like quitting! That’s what I’m doing. Sure, it’s the coward’s way out, but this coward’s gonna survive! [the tube closes around him, but he clogs it up and the massive amount of memory orbs force it open and he lands back down on the floor]
Emotions can’t quit, genius! [Fear has accidentally swallowed a disgusting memory and spits it up, making Disgust recoil] Ugh! I thought we were supposed to be keeping Riley happy!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! [runs over to the idea shelves] Ah-ha! [he grabs a bulb, and laughs]
What is it?
Oh, nothing. Just the best idea ever.
What?
All the good Core Memories were made in Minnesota. Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. Ta-da!
Wait, wait, wait. You’re saying we... run away?
Well, I wouldn’t call it that. I’d call it the “Happy Core Memory Development Program”.
You can’t be serious!
Hey! Our life was perfect, until Mom and Dad decided to move us to San Fran-Stink-Town!
But-but-but I mean, it’s just so drastic!
Need I remind you how great things were there? Our room, our backyard, our friends. [recalls a happy memory, but instead it plays the annoying gum commercial]
TripleDent Gum will make you smile...
'Anger: DID I ASK FOR THE GUM COMMERCIAL?![shuts off the jingle] Anyway, it was better, that’s my point.
Yeah. Riley was happier in Minnesota.
Wait, hold on. Shouldn’t we sleep on this or something?
Fine, let’s sleep on it. Because hey, I’m sure jolly, fun-filled times are just around the corner!
