A character in Inside Out (2015)

Bill quotes from Inside Out (2015)

Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Inside Out (2015): in 3 of its 91 quotes
Most scenes with: Riley (3), Joy (2), Sadness (2)

Scenes with Bill

3 scenes
Bill
[Little Riley is seated at the table with her parents. Her dad is about to give her broccoli]

Here we go, all right, open.

Joy

Hm, this looks new.

Think it's safe?

What is it?

Bill

Aah... [inches the broccoli towards Riley]

[enters the screen]

Okay, caution! There is a dangerous smell, people... [notices the broccoli] Hold on, what is that?
Joy [narrating]: This is Disgust. She basically keeps Riley from being poisoned, physically and socially.

That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on, guys... It's BROCCOLI! [gags and presses a button]

Yucky! [flips the bowl of broccoli, getting some on her dad's face, and adding a disgusting memory]

[proudly]

Well, I just saved our lives. [the other three sigh in relief] Yeah, you're welcome.

Bill

Riley, if you don't eat your dinner, you're not going to get any dessert.

[looks up from his newspaper titled "The Mind Reader", the headlines saying "NO DESSERT!"]

Wait, did he just say we couldn't have dessert? [puts the paper down and begins stomping towards the console]
Joy [narrating]: That's Anger. He... cares very deeply about things being fair.

So that's how you want to play it, old man?! No dessert?! [the top of his head begins to glow with embers] Oh sure, we'll eat our dinner, right after YOU EAT THIS! [pushes a couple levers and screams while his head erupts like Hades from Hercules, making Little Riley scream and throw a tantrum and adding an angry memory]

Bill

Riley, Riley! Here comes an airplane! [imitates airplane, bringing the broccoli closer to her as she calms down]

AAAAH...! [instantly calms down] Oh, airplane. We've got an airplane, everybody.

Emotions

Oooooohh... [They all gather around and watch the "airplane", and Riley happily eats it, adding a happy memory]

Joy

And you met Sadness. She... Well she...

Bill
[Riley and her parents are playing in their new house when Riley's Dad's cellphone suddenly rings]

Ah, sorry. Hold on. [puts down Riley and Jill and answers his cellphone] Hello?

Joy
[disappointed]

Wait, what?

Bill

You're kidding. Ah, stall for me. I'll be right there. The investors were suppose to show up on Thursday, not today! [to Jill] I gotta go.

Jill

It's okay. We get it.

Bill

You're the best. Thanks, hon. [briefly kisses her and waves good-bye to Riley] See you, sweetie. [walks out the door, leaving Riley visibly upset]

Dad just... left us.

Oh, he doesn't love us anymore. That's sad. I-I should drive, right? [reaches to touch the console, but Joy suddenly stops her with her arm; the other emotions (including Sadness) look at her in shock, much to Fear's own] Joy, what are you doing?

Joy
[nervously]

Uh, just give me one second. You know what I realized? [grabs a recent happy memory and puts it on the projector] Riley hasn't had lunch! Remember? [The memory of Riley seeing a pizza parlor earlier plays in her mind]

[brightening herself up]

Hey, I saw a pizza place down the street. Maybe we could try that.

Jill

Pizza sounds delicious!

Pizza!

Yes, pizza!

[crying and admitting to her parents that she misses the good old days in Minnesota]

I know you don't want me to, but... I miss home. I miss Minnesota. You need me to be happy, but I want my old friends and my hockey team... I wanna go home. Please don't be mad...

Jill

Oh, sweetie...

Bill

We're not mad. You know what? I miss Minnesota too. I miss the woods, where we took hikes.

Jill

And the backyard, where you used to play.

Bill

Spring Lake, where you learned to skate. [Riley continues crying] Come here. [he and Jill hug Riley and comfort her]

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