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I, Robot

I, Robot quotes

50 total quotes

Detective Del Spooner
Dr. Alfred Lanning
Lt. John Bergin
Susan Calvin

View Quote [Talking to a cat previously owned by Lanning] Look, I know you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work, I mean you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again.
View Quote [Talking to Robertson, describing himself] That's right, I'm just a 6 foot 2, 200 pound civilian... here to kick another civilian's ass.
View Quote [To Calvin upon realising that VIKI is behind everything] You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth.
View Quote [to Calvin] You and your feelings. They just run you, don't they?
View Quote [to Calvin] You are the dumbest smart person I have EVER met in my life.
View Quote [To Del Spooner] Can you?
View Quote [To Dr. Calvin] They [the other NS-5] look like me... but they are not... me.
View Quote [to Spooner] You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.
View Quote [to the head of USR] You are crazy. Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in, and makes a better chair, twice as fast. An then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out.
View Quote [To VIKI] You have SO got to die.
View Quote [two USR trucks surround Spooner's car and open up, revealing numerous NS-5s] There is no way my luck is that bad. [The robots activate and stare at him] Aw, HELL NO!
View Quote Are you being funny?
View Quote Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.
View Quote First off, stop cussin', 'cause you're not good at it. Bitch.
View Quote I see you still remain suspicious of me detective [while Del Spooner had his hand on the gun in his jacket]