V.I.K.I. Do you not see the logic of my plan?
Yes, but it just seems too... heartless.
Detective Del Spooner
Will Smith · 46 quotes
Susan Calvin
Bridget Moynahan · 18 quotes
Sonny
Alan Tudyk · 11 quotes
Farber
Shia LaBeouf · 4 quotes
Lt. John Bergin
Chi McBride · 4 quotes
VIKI
3 quotes
Dr. Alfred Lanning
James Cromwell · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Detective Del Spooner & Susan Calvin (15), Detective Del Spooner & Sonny (5), Detective Del Spooner & Farber (4)
I, Robot quotes
Page 3 of 5 V.I.K.I.
A Robot
(in a flashback)
You are in danger!
Save her, save the girl!
A robot's brain is a difference engine, it must have calculated-
It did. I was the *logical* choice. It calculated I had a forty-five percent chance of survival, Sarah only had an eleven percent chance. That was somebody's baby. Eleven was more than enough. A human would have known that. But robots, no, they're just lights and clockwork. But you know what: You go ahead and trust them if you wanna.
Several NS-5 Robots jump on Spooner's car, while one breaks the windscreen]
NS-5 Robot
You are experiencing a car accident.
The hell I am! [draws gun and shoots it several times, knocking it off the car]
[After Spooner arrives at the station]
"Lead by example." Says that right on your badge. So, are we going to talk about this?
About what?
Police Officer
[Behind him, the other cops laugh] [sarcastically]
Help! Police! That robot stole my dry-cleaning! [laughs]
Oh, you wanna talk about that.
Spoon... how many robots have ever snatched a purse?
John, the thing is runnin' down the street --
Ah-ah, mm-mm, how many robots, in the world, have ever committed a crime?
Now, define "crime".
Answer the question, dammit.
None, John.
What happened today?
Better be the last "nothing."
V.I.K.I. [In the lab, Sonny approaches the nanite container blocked by a security field]
I will not disable the security shield. Your actions are futile.
Do you think we are all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. [observing his arm] Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you.
V.I.K.I. [Sonny reaches through the security field and fills a vial of nanites. The plastic covering on his arm melts slightly, but the metal structure is unharmed as V.I.K.I. watches surprisedly]
Security breached!
[A security guard grabs his arm]
What hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign you and your buddy's casts. [guard removes his arm]
[about Spooner's motorcycle]
Please tell me this doesn't run on gas! Gas explodes, you know!
[After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin]
Y'know, somehow "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.
[Describing his view on robots]
There's nothing in here. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork.
Title card
[first title cards]
Law I / A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Title card
Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law.
Title card
Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.
Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics"
[Talking to a cat previously owned by Lanning]
Look, I know you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work, I mean you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again.
[Talking to Robertson, describing himself]
That's right, I'm just a 6 foot 2, 200 pound civilian... here to kick another civilian's ass.
[To Calvin upon realising that VIKI is behind everything]
You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth.