Seaman Jones
Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!
Capt. Bart Mancuso
All stop! Quick quiet!
Beaumont
[the ships engines are shut down completely]
What's goin' on?
Seaman Jones
Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it "Crazy Ivan." The only thing you can do is go dead. Shut everything down and make like a hole in the water.
Beaumont
So what's the catch?
Seaman Jones
The catch is, a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime... and if we're too close, we'll drift right into the back of him.

