Human Traffic 1999 quotes

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Moff Danny Dyer · 4 quotes

Human Traffic quotes

Jeremy Faxman

Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as ****.

Koop
[Playing a Jungle Record]

This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!

Lulu

Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally ****, egotistical pricks who **** with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy ****in' creamy.

Nina

I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at any time.

Jip

How many times have I told ya, get your own **** flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.

[sighs]

Where am I gonna go for ****'s sake?

Jip

I dunno. What the **** do you care? As long as it's got a **** phone line you're all right ain't ya?

[laughs]

**** off you ****.

Lulu

Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

Nina

Yeah! 2 orgasms!

I'm having sex with music, man. And believe me, I can go all night.

The Emperor... wants to conquer outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad side of the force.