...Where's my Jack Daniels?

I'd say you already drank it.

[Hud nuzzles one side of her neck from behind]

I don't like sudden passes.

Well, there's another coming up on your right.

[He nuzzles the other side of her neck]

Don't you ever ask?

The only question I ever ask any woman is, "What time is your husband coming home?" Now come on, let's get our shoelaces untied.

I've been asked with more finesse in my day.

[Hud backs off at last]

I wouldn't want to come off crude. Want some perfume?

Sure; how about some colored beads and wampum, while you're at it?

Whatever I need to make you trade.

Thanks, but I've done my time with one cold-blooded bastard; I'm not looking for another.

It's too late, honey. You've already found him.