"Go to bed, you fool." Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober."
Howl's Moving Castle quotes
Page 1 of 4"I can't get him to speak!" Michael whispered miserably. "It's just a tantrum," Sophie said. Martha and Lettie were good at having tantrums too. She knew how to deal with those. On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
"I'm the best and cleanest witch in Ingary."
"I'm the eldest!" Sophie shrieked. "I'm a failure!" "Garbage!" Howl shouted. "You just never stop to think!"
"Look at this!" [Howl] shouted. "Look at it! What has that one-woman force of chaos done to these spells?"
"This is a bit much Sophie!" [Howl] said. "I do live here."
"Typical!" [Howl] said to Sophie. "I break my neck to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!"
"What a strange family you are! Is your name really Lettie too?"
"Why didn't he turn me out?" [Sophie] said, half to herself and half to Michael. "It beats me," said Michael. "But I think he goes by Calcifer. Most people who come in here either don't notice Calcifer or are scared stiff of him."
"You'll be the death of me! You're as heartless as Howl!" Calcifer choked.
[talking about the Witch of the Waste]
Sophie... She keeps staring at me... It's freaking me out...
What a pretty fire!
Here's another curse for you—may all your bacon burn!
I don't envy you, lady. That is one bad curse. Curses are tough. You're gonna have a very hard time getting rid of that one.
My name is Calcifer, the scary and powerful fire demon!