Oh, sweetheart... Everything you have is a lie. Your daddy just handed you your career. Your child isn't even yours. You have a wife who **** hates you. And all these years, I've watched you dance around like a **** clown just to get a tiny semblance of affection from your **** mother. And you know what? I almost feel sorry for you! But I'd rather be dead...than spend another day with you, you **** monster.
[pause]
It would be my pleasure.
