Nick Jones quotes from House of Wax (2005)

Carly

I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault...

Nick

One of 'em took a swing at me.

Carly

You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault!

Nick

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Carly

So then why did you come, to piss me off?

Nick

Why don't you get it? You're the good twin, I'm the evil one.

Carly

Grow up. You are so afraid to take things seriously.

Nick

Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again?

What? No! I don't know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.

You're just gonna let 'em leave like that? That guy's a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living.

Nick

You clean shit for a living, Mr. Septic Tank Man. What's the difference?

Well, um... I don't walk through it. That's one difference.