House Arrest 1996 quotes

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House Arrest quotes

Gwenna

A lot of people don't dress their age. Phil Donohue did a whole special on...

Donald

Gwern, nobody wants to hear about Phil Donohue.

Cindy

Excuse me, why are you always interrupting her all the time?

Donald

Well I don't think I interrupt her all...

Cindy

How would you like it if somebody interrupted you every time you tried to talk?

Donald

Well like I said, I don't think I interrupt her all...

Cindy

I don't think you respect her very much.

Donald

Respect? That's my wife, of course I respect her.

Gwenna

Actually Don, you're not very nice to me.

Donald

Gwen, I am talking! [to Cindy] You're one to talk about respect. You think your daughter respects you? You dress like you're 12...
[Gwen shoves a piece of cake in his face]

T.J.

My dad treats my mom like dirt.

Matt

And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.

Grover

So?

Matt

So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.