Sailor
"I didn't see any crab Sir"
"Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs"
Hot Shots quotes
(Briefing men before takeoff)
"Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast"
"Err... I think that's enemy coast sir"
"Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter..."
"Call down to the galley and order some soup."
"Yes, sir."
"Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"
"Duck, sir"
"Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?"
"Help me read this, my eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."
"Some of you may be wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knee, so don't give me any shit."
"You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."
"You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... But that's my job !"
"Admiral Benson!"
"Really? That's my name too"
"How are ya, Sir?"
"Hawaii?! God-damnit, man, I'm supposed to be in California!"
"Topper Harley ?"
Topper "Once perhaps... Now I'm called Tchukachinchina."
"What does it meen ?"
Topper "Fluffy bunny feet."
(The camera reveals Topper's bunny-looking pair of slippers)
Topper "It was an accident."
Gregory "Accident, my deep-blue eyes."