Dr. Wells [Wells bribes a clerk to let him on the train] [to Saxton]
It's called "squeeze" in China. The Americans call it "know-how".
And in Britain, we call it bribery and corruption.
Most-quoted character in Horror Express (1972): in 5 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Professor Alexander Saxton (2)
Scenes with Dr. Wells
5 scenes Dr. Wells Dr. Wells What are you going to astound the scientific world with this time?
You'll read about it in the Society's annual report. A remarkable fossil.
Dr. Wells Fossil? But you've got something live in there, I heard it.
You're mistaken!
Dr. Wells You won't need to feed it then.
The occupant hasn't eaten in two million years.
Dr. Wells That's one way to economize on food bills.
Dr. Wells Miss Jones, I shall need your assistance.
Miss Jones
[eying Wells' dinner companion, a beautiful woman]
Yes, well at your age I'm not surprised.
Dr. Wells With an autopsy!
Miss Jones
Oh, well that's different.
Inspector Mirov
The two of you together. That's fine. But what if one of you is the monster?
Dr. Wells Monster? We're British, you know.
Now, anything, anything that moves near that door, kill it!
Dr. Wells But what if the monk is innocent?
Ahhh, we got lots of innocent monks!
