Chance Aah! Aah! He bit me with his butt! Chance Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the heat for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions. [the vet yanks a quill out of his face] Okay, okay, four! Four! Chance I'm too pooped to poop.