A scene from Home Alone 1990
Johnny

[hears knock at door]

Who is it?

Snakes

[Snakes comes in]

It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.

Johnny

Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!

Snakes

All right, Johnny, but what about my money?

Johnny

What money?

Snakes

Acey said you had some dough for me.

Johnny

That a fact? How much do I owe ya?

Snakes

Acey said 10%

Johnny

[smirks]

Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

Snakes

What do you mean?

Johnny

He's upstairs taking a bath, He'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. (pulls out tommy gun)I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!

Snakes

[wide eyed and calm]

All right, Johnny, I'm sorry!, I'm going!

Johnny

1, 2, 10! [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

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