God - "Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?"
Moses - "Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you!"
God - "What?!"
Moses - "The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"
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Narrator Moses went to the mountain and God spoketh to him.
Moses Lord, I shall give these laws unto thy people. Hear me! Oh, hear me! All pay heed! The Lord! The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the stone tablets to pieces] Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
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