Who knows, Torque, you might win a buck!
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Torquemada How we doin', any converts today?
Guards Not a one, nay nay nay.
Torquemada We've flattened their fingers, we've branded their buns, nothing is working! Send in the nuns!
Everybody The Inquisition, what a show!/ The Inquisition, here we go!/ We know you're wishin', that we go away!/ So come on you Muslims and you Jews,/ We've got big news for all of youse!/ You better change your point of view today!/ 'Cause the Inquisition is here/ and here...to...stay!
Impoverished Paris Street Merchant Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, rat pies, or the ever-popular ratatouille.
Other Street Merchant Nothing, I have absolutely nothing for sale!
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