A character in The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Big Bob Carter quotes from The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Russ Grieve

Tied for most-quoted character in The Hills Have Eyes (1977): in 4 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Ethel Carter (2)

A line from Big Bob Carter [To Fred attempting suicide]

Do you always try to stop trespassers by hanging yourself?

Scenes with Big Bob Carter

3 scenes
Fred

Goddamn bunch of cutthroats. Oh, shit. Boy, they'd leave me belly-up out here if they knew I was getting ready to run. [Ruby walks past without acknowledging him] Don't you make a noise when you walk?

Ruby

Uh-uh.

Fred

Hey, wait a minute. You got yourself all done up, Ruby. What are you up to? Here. Oh, no you don't. Uh-uh. Ain't no trading today, Ruby. And not no more, neither. You folks gone too far. Trooper been snooping around. Air Force been through here twice. You folks have to go rob a goddamn Air Force PX for God's sakes.

Ruby

We're hungry. No one comes through back there anymore.

Fred

What did you get?

Ruby

Whiskey and radios. I ain't got nothing to eat.

Fred

I'm sorry, Ruby. I know you're starving, but I ain't got nothing else to trade. I got no more gas, no more cartridges, no more food. And the folks in Corn Creek have cut me off already. They even talked of blocking off this whole section and marching the National Guard through, see what they can find. You coyotes better watch your p's and q's for a spell.

Ruby

Take me with you.

Fred

What?

Ruby

So that's it. You want to get out. Do you think you could pass out there with the regular folks? You don't know a knife and fork from your five fingers. And you stink like a horse.

Ruby

You're getting out. You take me, too.

Fred

Does the pack know you're doing this? Does Jupiter know? Why, he'd cut you to pieces if I told him you were going over the hill.

Ruby

If my pa knew you was getting out, he'd rip your lungs out.

Big Bob Carter

Hello? Anybody around?

Fred

Get in here. That'll be the State Troopers. They'll toss you in jail and throw the key up a wild sow's ass and holler, "Suey!"

I'm telling you, we're in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, I wonder how far it is to the nearest cheeseburger.

Fred

We don't usually get folk up this way. Where you heading?

[California. L.A. Movie stars and fancy cars.

Fred

California? You sure as hell off the beaten track for that.

Yeah, well, we're just making a stop around here first.

Doug Wood

You know this place around here? The desert?

Fred

Why?

You got a bathroom around here?

Fred

Yeah, round in back. Round in back.

Big Bob Carter

I need to make a litter dump. You got a place to throw some trash?

Fred

Oh hell. Use the whole damn desert for all I care.

Big Bob Carter

Twenty-five years I'm a cop in the worst goddamn precinct in Cleveland. **** shoot arrows at me and the hillbillies throw dogs off the roofs at me and I'm even shot at on two separate occasions by my own men, but none of these bastards ever come as close to killing me as my own goddamn wife and her goddamn road maps and her wrong turns and her goddamn hysterical screaming and her...

Watch your language. And you watch your heart, too. You know what Dr. Springer said.

Big Bob Carter

Well, Dr. Springer can take his stethoscope and shove it... into his little black bag. Sideways.

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