Crazy Shapiro
[After learning that Vinnie is waiting for Roz.]
It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz!
Hey Good Lookin' quotes
Eva
[Watching Vinnie and Crazy fight each other.]
Here I am right in the middle of it - defiant youth in action!
Old Vinnie
[Imagines walking out the door after meeting up with Roz in the present time.]
If there was one thing we learned back then that's still true now, it's that if you turn a woman upside down, they all look alike. So why bother?
Vinnie
[After finding out that the two girls he and Crazy picked up in a bar are prostitutes.]
Well, listen, Ms. Movie star - Vinnie doesn't pay for it. OK? Vinnie NEVER pays for it.
Crazy Shapiro
When I'm up on the roof, it's like nothing can touch me. You know, it's all so quiet and beautiful, with the whole city right out in front of my eyes. Some nights I just feel like painting a picture.
Vinnie
Hey, Norman Rockwell - paint me a picture.
Crazy Shapiro
I didn't say I painted. I said I "felt like" like it.
Vinnie
Hey, there are over twenty million ****s in New York that "feel like it" -- you wanna make it twenty million and one?