Hercules Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems. Hercules But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure! Meg He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.