Every time the media gets a look at him, they come running to me. I'm running out of lies, Trevor.

I thought you liked being on television.

I do. [lights a cigar] So, how many escapes, this year alone? Five?

Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner.

Yeah, well, your "guest" happens to be six-foot-five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.