I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but a T-Bone steak and baked potato. Except one time, this asshole from New York ordered a trout, back in 1987. We ain't got no goddamned trout.
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Old Man You fellas robbin' the bank?
Tanner Howard What's it look like, old man?
Old Man Crazy! Y'all ain't even Mexicans.
Toby Howard You got a gun on you, old man?
Old Man You're damn right I got a gun on me. Y'all going to steal my gun too?
Toby Howard We ain't stealing from you. We're stealing from the bank.
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