Heist 2001 quotes

23 quotes · 5 characters
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Characters
Joe Moore Gene Hackman · 13 quotes
Bergman Danny DeVito · 7 quotes
Fran Moore Rebecca Pidgeon · 5 quotes
Jimmy Sam Rockwell · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Joe Moore & Fran Moore (3), Bergman & Joe Moore (2), Bobby Blane & Joe Moore (2)

Heist quotes

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Betty Croft

Take it easy, baby, that stuff'll rot your stomach lining.

Yeah, but I get to drink it first.

Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.

[laughs]

That's a bad beat, no question.

Oh, and he landed back inside and never had to want for cigarettes.

Sometimes adrenaline gives people the shakes, some might think it's cowardice, so maybe you'd want to pray about it.

I'm not a religious man.

There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always carried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet.

No shit.

Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would have ruined that ****er's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today.

D.A. Freccia

You're a pretty smart fella.

Ah, not that smart.

D.A. Freccia

You're not that smart, how'd you figure it out?

I tried to imagine a fella smarter than myself. Then I tried to think, "what would he do?"

No one can hear me.

No one can hear what you don't say.

Hey, I'm as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton.

I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton.

So, is he going to be cool?

Pinky

My mother****er is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.

Pinky

It's a shame you know what, we didn't actually get to do the thing, the swiss job. It's a beautiful plan.

Cute, huh?

Pinky

Cute as a pail full of kittens.