3rd most-quoted character in Heavy Traffic (1973): in 3 of its 15 quotes
Scenes with Angie
3 scenes
What the hell is all this racket about?
Angie [referring to Carole]
What'd your Jewish momma do now, hire a cleaning lady?
Pop, this is my girlfriend.
Angie [in shock]
Get that **** out of my house! [Carole thrusts her behind in the air and pops it out revealing her enormous backside before backing out of the room]
Angie [Angie comes home to find Ida praying]
Hey, I thought you'd be sleepin'. Hey, Ida, what are you doin' up?
I Ida
Praying for the dead.
Angie Who died?
Angie Anyone I know?
I Ida
[knocks him out with a frying pan]
Twenty three years of suffering! So go marry an Italian. Stays out all night with some dumb whore. Catholics don't get divorced! Big deal. I died the day I married a goy! Now it's your turn Angie! Roast in Hell!
I Ida
[starts shoving his head into the oven]
I got one left over!
I Ida
[shoves him inside and turns on the gas]
Go meet your Marys and Josephs!
Angie [after escaping Ida's oven]
Your mother is a goddamn crazy bitch, Michael!
Angie [Ida throws a meat cleaver from O.S. that hits between Angie's legs]
Mother of God-!
Angie [looks down his pants]
Thank God she needs glasses!
Other characters in Heavy Traffic