A character in Heavy Traffic‎ (1973)

Angie quotes from Heavy Traffic‎ (1973)

Frank De Kova

3rd most-quoted character in Heavy Traffic‎ (1973): in 3 of its 15 quotes

Scenes with Angie

3 scenes

What the hell is all this racket about?

Angie
[referring to Carole]

What'd your Jewish momma do now, hire a cleaning lady?

Pop, this is my girlfriend.

Angie
[in shock]

Get that **** out of my house! [Carole thrusts her behind in the air and pops it out revealing her enormous backside before backing out of the room]

Angie
[Angie comes home to find Ida praying]

Hey, I thought you'd be sleepin'. Hey, Ida, what are you doin' up?

Ida

Praying for the dead.

Angie

Who died?

Ida

Someone close.

Angie

Anyone I know?

Ida

YOU die!

Ida
[knocks him out with a frying pan]

Twenty three years of suffering! So go marry an Italian. Stays out all night with some dumb whore. Catholics don't get divorced! Big deal. I died the day I married a goy! Now it's your turn Angie! Roast in Hell!

Ida
[starts shoving his head into the oven]

I got one left over!

Ida
[shoves him inside and turns on the gas]

Go meet your Marys and Josephs!

Angie
[after escaping Ida's oven]

Your mother is a goddamn crazy bitch, Michael!

Angie
[Ida throws a meat cleaver from O.S. that hits between Angie's legs]

Mother of God-!

Angie
[looks down his pants]

Thank God she needs glasses!

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