Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody BARTEMIUS...not trying lure Potter into one of your summer internships, are you. Last boy that went in the Department of Mysteries never came out. Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody Oh, no you don't, sonny! [Turns him into a ferret] I'll teach you to curse somebody when their back is turned! [Flips him up and down in the air] You stinking, cowardly, scummy...! Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!