[walking into the Burrow and seeing the injured George laying on the couch]
How you feeling, Georgie?
George [quietly]
Saint-like.
[confused pause]
Come again?
George Saint-like. I'm holy... [Points to spot where part of his ear is missing] I’m holy, Fred. Get it?
[laughs quietly]
The whole wide world of ear-related humor, and you go for, "I'm holy"? You're pathetic.
George Reckon I'm still better looking than you.
G Ginny
[while Harry zips her dress up]
Seems silly, doesn't it? A wedding. Given everything that's going on.
Maybe that's the best reason to have it. Because of everything that's going on.
George [She turns to him and they kiss. George sneaks into the kitchen silently; he stirs a cup of tea and sticks the spoon in the hole where the missing part of his ear was.] [after Ginny spots him and stops kissing Harry]
Morning.
All right, Granger. As discussed.
[as Hermione plucks a piece of his hair off his head]
Blimey, Hermione.
Straight in here if you please. [Hermione dips the hair into the flask] For those of you who haven't taken Polyjuice Potion before, fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
Have lots of experience with that, do you, Mad-Eye? [Moody glares at him] ...Just trying to diffuse the tension.
FA Fred and George
[Fred, George, Mundungus, Fleur, Hermione, and Ron take a sip of the Polyjuice Potion and transform into the six Potters]
Wow, we're identical!
George [All seven, including the real Harry, put on the same clothes]
Haven't got anything a bit more sporting, have you?
Yeah, I don't really fancy this color.
Well, fancy this, you're not you. So shut it and strip.
M Mundungus
All right, all right.
[to Harry]
You'll need to change too, Potter.
F Fleur
[while undressing]
Bill, look away. I'm hideous.
I knew she was lying about that tattoo.
[putting on Harry's glasses]
Harry, your eyesight really is awful.
Right, then. We'll be pairing off. Each Potter will have a protector. Mundungus, stick tight to me. I wanna keep an eye on ya. As for Harry...
The real Harry. Where the devil are you, anyway?
H Hagrid
[to Harry]
I brought you here 16 years ago when you were no bigger than a Bowtruckle. Seems only right that I should be the one to take you away now.