Motorcycle Officer
License, lady?
Maude
I don't have one. I don't believe in them.
Motorcycle Officer
How long you been driving, lady?
Maude
About 45 minutes, wouldn't you say, Harold? We were hoping to start sooner; but, you see, it's rather hard to find a truck.
Motorcycle Officer
This your truck?
Maude
Oh, no, I just took it.

