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Tequila quotes

View Quote [After his pants are set on fire and a baby pisses down his leg] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.
View Quote A cop dies and I make a tune for him.
View Quote Roses are so obvious. Anyone would suspect them.
View Quote Guy goes through hell for a girl but she doesn't realize it.
View Quote [after shooting a guy while carrying a baby, covering the babies eyes] Woops, X-rated action
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