Hancock You better get outta my way, 'cause if you don't, your head's goin' up his a$. You sure you wanna ride this train? Smaller Convict Choo-choo, a–––le. Hancock Do I have permission to touch your body? Female Cop Yes! Hancock Alright... this is not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman... Female Cop Get me the hell out of here! Ray Embrey I put some stuff up on YouTube. Everybody remembers Walter the great whale. He was stuck on the beach. Along comes Hancock. Hancock I don't even remember that. Ray Embrey Yes, well... Greenpeace does. Walter does.